the Supreme Court makes me smile, sometimes

‎It is unfair to presume that a person who has wandered from the path of moral righteousness can never retrace his steps again. Certainly, every person is capable to change or reform. -CSC vs Belagan, G.R. No. 132164
The Court, like all well-meaning persons, has no desire to dash romantic fancies, yet in the exercise of its duty, is all too willing when necessary to raise the wall that tears Pyramus and Thisbe asunder. -Concerned Employee vs Mayor, A.M. No. P-02-1564
Statistics never lie, but lovers often do, quipped a sage. -Antonio vs Reyes, G.R. No. 155800
He claimed to have first heard the collision. He immediately took five big steps onto the highway, and then saw the Beetle and the jeepney colliding. In short, the sound of the collision took place before the actual collision itself. If true, this would rate as one of the greatest scientific revelations of all time. -Gabriel vs CA, G.R. No. 128474